My Bible

This is my blog which I created to address the constant debates/ comments that many of my friends post on their Facebook, AIM, Twitter, and etc. Basically I have spoken to numerous males and female friends and we have discussed the many misunderstandings that come into play with relationship, intimacy and just true friendship. With this website I hope that many people will read and reply to the discussions whether you agree or disagree, there are no wrong answers to these discussions and honestly I am not a psychologist yet so this stories and mini side talks are just personal opinions so if you do oppose to what I am saying I love to hear why because it’s a learning experience for me as well, who knows you can be helping me out with some tribulations I might be enduring.
Again this is just an excerpt to my writing. At first I just wanted to talk about certain things but then after receiving so many request on so many topics i thought I will be Dr.Phil for ya, I know i should be the last person talking to ya and giving ya advice when my ass dont have a man and havent had one in a couple of years but I know a little something and what I dont know that where ya come into play. As ya already know anything ya say to me will be kept confidential unless you advise me to put your name up. Hope you like all the pictures of me too, I took and edited them myself so read and stay tune fans!








A close friend (I wonder who) asked, “Why when we have the good boy we want the bad ones?

First and foremost Asia S. Jones is about to be 21 in 2 dam weeks and the first dam problem with this question is the Noun boy. We ladies need not to be looking for boys. I will be the first one to say we need to put are standards up way high. You can call me stuck up, conceited or whatever adjectives you can think of but it’s time we move passed theses LOSER ASS NIGGAZ. Sorry I don’t do the no education thing, a diploma is cute, yea I got one too lol, but better yourself it’s a dam recession you can’t be working that 9-5 all your life with no dam benefits. Why are your jeans tighter than mine or they look like you can fit another person in them? Rocawear, no no no no no please subscribe to Vogue Magazine and get a clue, try Armani Exchange, Kenneth Cole, Nautica, French Connection, Lacoste,Ginch Gonch, MARK PAWSON. I am not saying get that Gucci, Burberry, and LV, because you’re not rich I think guys need to get a clue about that as well. Stop being a follower and get out of the norm. That’s the problem we are so stuck on are looks, I am guilty of that myself. So the next time you spend $200 on a belt and $300 on them sneakers and your phone is off next week, thinks about that $17 dollars you could of spent on a book.

Jail Birds no comment, drug dealers no comment because I think I would be wasting my time typing on shit that we already know the dam outcome to. See I got off subject, back to the question. I told my dear friend to think about it in food terms. For example ice cream. Yup ice cream that chilled, delicious, different flavor monster. It’s so unhealthy but yet so dam good. Now you know you should not be eating it, its high in calories, a lot of Tran’s fat and you know dam well your ass in lack toast intolerant but you just want a taste. And all too often that spoonful turns into a scoop which turns into a pint. As females we like what we can’t have or what will give us a chase. It’s all a competition to us. I feel if we females have to go out of our way to impress/ get a man than he aint the man for us. I bet many of ya have wanted that dam ice cream and guess what you ate it and its all gone now…but at the end you shitted it out so what does that tell you.

Before anyone emails me talking shit this is not going to anyone in particular its just in general.










HAHA I like this one I came up with it myself with some ideas I took from KATT WILLIAM’s second comedy DVD. I agree us female will never find a 100% nigga, because there is no such things. Just like everyone lies, white lies guess what are fucking lies but it just so happen that dudes lie way more than females. I sat and thought about it ,and I was like why the fuck do dudes lie and a dear male friend said well we don’t lie we just don’t tell you the whole truth, and I hit the niggaz upside the head and said if it’s not the dam whole truth than it’s a whole big made up lie. Then I thought of PINOCCHIO that scary ass puppet mutha fucker from Disney, and laughed. You see PINOCCHIO just wanted to be a boy, and you boys just want to be a man. Then PINOCCHIO little bitch ass decided he wanted to make up shit and started lying and consequently his nose started to appear longer. Then I fell out my chair because ya dudes are funny and I now know the answer to why ya lie because if PINOCCHIO can get a long ass nose from lying then I guess ya dicks must be swing low as well.

Well it is only right to start this blog off with the MISUNDERSTANDMENT of your position. All too often males and females get discouraged because they have no idea what their position is with the other person. This can cause two very awful outcomes….1: You become this crazy ass stalker that tells their friends that you talk to someone who doesn’t even fuck with you like that and plays you all the time, (No name) or 2: You have this person who likes you a lot and you only see them as a friend and they go out their way to do mad shit for you and you don’t even realize it because in your dumb little brain you think they are just being a good friend. In both situations someone is getting hurt whether it’s you or not. For situation #2, some people often do realize that the other person likes them and knows dam well they would never give that person a chance but because you benefit from giving them false hope you fuck with their head and that’s just as worst than not knowing they like you.
Ok back to the positions

How do you know you’re in that Position?
WELL SILLY BILLY I AM GOING TO TELL YOU!
Are You that Number #1….Trophy Position?
· Does the nigga call you most of the time? Let me break it down. This does not include text messages, emails, or facebook chat lmao. This does not mean that a nigga has to call you every dam day. Half of the time your time is spent with him….lol that’s if you’re in the Trophy Position though, so why does he have to call you when he just saw your ass a half an hour ago. From what some of my interviewees say, girls don’t be talking about shit half of the times so why stay on the phone with them. From past experience I have learned when you’re on the phone with nothing to say you tend to bring up old shit which spirals into an argument. So to conclude this stay off the dam phone if you have nothing to say.
· If you have been talking to the nigga for 6 months or more and have meet his family and he can talk to you about problems that are going on within his family. If this does not apply to you and it has been more than 6 months then jump down to the next position and give that one a try.
· If you and him go out on a regular basis to the movies, restaurants etc and it has been more than 3 months you’re in good standing. If ya just starting talking/ whatever ya are doing you can’t expect him to take you out. Why waste money on you, you might not last that long.
· I am not sure if this is a good one but I have notice that depending on your position the dude tends to have little nickname for girls, like boo and baby and depending how they feel about you they tend to say them when others are around unconsciously but this is something you have to think about.